The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to:

• Anti-social personality disorder traits;
• delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
• chronic mangling of the English language;
• extreme cognitive dissonance;
• inability to incorporate new information;
• pronounced xenophobia;
• inability to accept responsibility for actions;
• exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
• ignorance of geography and history;
• tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
• and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

Bush is for Bush... period....

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